Marriage

Just for Laugh
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Story of spider and bee.

The Spider is not too satisfied and asked his mother why must he marry the Bee.

The mum replied, "Even if Bee is a bit noisy, but marrying an air stewardess wouldn't be such a bad idea."

"But I prefer Mosquito," said the Spider.

Hearing that, the mum complained, "Don't even think about that nurse. The last time she gave me an injection, I was swollen for the next few days!"

Honey Bee was also feeling upset about marrying Spider, and complained to her mother.

"No doubt Spider is a bit ugly, but at least he is great in networking," said the mum.

"My heart is with Ant..." cried the bee.

"Don't even mention about the skinny delivery man. All he does is carry the loads to and fro, and doesn't even own a car," the mum's harsh reply.

"What about Fly? He's not too bad right?" Bee asked.

Her mum looked at her and said, "He might be handsome, but you just can't choose a shit collector as a husband."